| Top 15 Ways You KNOW Your Addicted To Gaming |
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| Written by Sam Smith | ||||
| Friday, 08 February 2008 | ||||
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We all have had them, those little things that remind you of how much of a weirdo or freak you are when no one are looking, right? It’s something you will deny about being but all along you’re proud of it and even desire it. It is called an addiction and everyone has them, good or bad. Maybe you have this addiction – let’s see! 15. – You know you game 70% of your life because you start getting vampire tendencies; like having eye problems and hissing at the sun when you walk outside. 14. – You costume play at conventions – enough said. 13. – You name random things like your car after various game character or spaceship names. Warp Factor One USS Lumina, Engage! 12. – All your friends know you by your Internet or Gaming Name. Hi, my name is Samek Valor the Slayer of Cream Cheese Bagels! 11. – You have your own language that no one but you and your friends understand. 1’M L33T, w00t w00t!!! 10. – The only reason you bother with college is to be a game creator, a game tester, or to create a race of mankind destroying, teacher eating, homework chewing robots that sound a lot like Arnold. 9. – When G4 © had that “Hottest Game Chicks” special you went comatose and woke up an hour later with drool all over your front side. Ewwww… 8. – You literally believe that every time you raise your hand and yell Firaga that your professor will be ignited in unholy flame. Smokin’! 7. – You have no girlfriend, no job, no dog and it has absolutely nothing to do with an obsession to self fulfilled prophecy due to listening to too much country music. Ye-haw! 6. – Remember those irritating little coo-coo birds that would fly around a cartoon character when they get hit upside the head a little too hard? You got that – except they are known as X, O, Square, and Triangle and they don’t chirp! 5. – You get your mad guitar and dance skills from your personal trainers known as “DD Rev “and “G – Hero.” 4. – You probably know every fictional gaming characters hobbies, personal traits, powers, lack of powers, birthplace, social security numbers, genealogy, and you EVEN write Fan Fictions about them. Stalker-ish, except you won’t get any restraining orders put on you! 3. – You’re soul purpose in flipping burgers is so that you can pay for your rather expensive taste in video gaming and internet speed. And yes, you do live with your parents still… 2. – Whenever you travel back and forth from Point A to Point B you have theme music. Chocobo song brings back memories? 1. – Your greatest hope is that you will someday wake up to find out that you DID live your whole life in the Matrix and you gladly plug yourself back into the bliss. Yay for machine guns and sweet karate moves galore!!!  Add as favourites (0)
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